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Theyre his watch dogs. For when you need a fast funny joke here are some short jokes to get anyone giggling.

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. Cola Why the big pause asks the bartender. Your mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare. When they get to the ski lodge there arent enough rooms so they have to share. Is short which is why the answer to this joke says because hes only got little legs because that would be a reason why ET.

So it seems like it is asking the reason why ET. Save Saved Share on Facebook. One Liners and Short Jokes What is red white and blue. Three guys go on a ski trip together.

An atheist a Crossfitter and a vegan walk into a bar. My friend is so short that using him hurdle race would be an easy walk over. Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off. Hes all right now.

Here come the longer funny jokes. My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. I know because they told me. My short friend is determined to succeed in life.

What do you call an ant who fights crime. The midgets were furious. I raised the alarm at work today. One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel.

What is a short persons favorite side dish. Yo mama is so short when she plays Fortnite she can hide under the freaking store. 200 Short Jokes That Are Funny 1. This remind me of a hilarious joke.

What do kids play when their mom is using the phone. I was born with them 12 102 Nicole. I want to be able to do what the tiger-would do without playing golf. Be careful with them.

A sad candy cane. Best Short Dirty Jokes When everything around you is dull a few of the top short dirty jokes may work wonders. What do lawn ornaments do over winter break. I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies. Hello I want a single room for the night please Fine sir heres one of our best rooms. Room 13 says the concierge and hands him the key. How do you open a.

A bear walks into a bar and says Give me a whiskey and. A doctor says to his patient I have bad news and worse news What are the bad news asks the patient. What do the elves cook with in the kitchen. Whats 6 inches long 2 inches broad and drives ladies insane.

You only have 24 hours to live replies the. Short jokes that are not only about abbreviate but actually working succinct puns like A priest has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital and So the wife and I were in town shopping.